Swift, eh? Who'll ever forget her
A modest proposal? Topped Billboard for 172 weeks. Only to be displaced by an EDM remix of The rape of the lock.
Swift will almost certainly front the London afterwards for a few drinks but she's off the laudanum so it's kind not to offer. (I'm looking at you, spook.)
In short, boing!
Im utterly puzzled by her.
But im finding myself almost perpetually puzzled these days.
Footy used to be my mooring, but Round Zero deposited that on a beachhouse veranda covered in barnicles.
Im working on a theory that she is an accidental human embodiment of an algorythm.
if chimps could write Tolstoy randomly on a typewriter, like donald darwin said on Truth,
It stands to reason that Taylor Swift could have fed on a placenta containing every single thing ever on Tik Tok, doesnt it?
The plain equine face, C3PO movement, and the billion bucks a day are a bit of a give away for this condition
I reckon i could shake up a pretty soothing laudanum margarita if anyone else is feeling puzzled, and has some laudanum
In the meantime, im in talks with TayTays management about her singing a couplet about a farce, and her pushing a pineapple up her arse.
Im trying to help out a mate whos got a piña patch thats keeps rotting out from climate change
