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Welcome To Richmond - Steely Green
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That description is what I would have applied to Shane Edwards. If that proves accurate I’ll be over the moon.
We've all been planning the "So you're mum named you after a dildo" thread for 20 years or more now. But none of us ever posted it. (Lazy!)
Who'd do it now?
Fate saved us from the gruelling charge. Steely Green's mum has done it for us.
"My name is Steely
How do you feely?"
In this country song a boy is named after a dildo in a gay subculture literary masterpiece. In the country song the moral is that the boy, who is named after a dildo, gets very tough and almost kills his father. If any of that could be called moral.
The world is not moral. Nor rational. Steely will be one of the finest dildoes we've ever recruited.
Who'd do it now?
Fate saved us from the gruelling charge. Steely Green's mum has done it for us.
"My name is Steely
How do you feely?"
In this country song a boy is named after a dildo in a gay subculture literary masterpiece. In the country song the moral is that the boy, who is named after a dildo, gets very tough and almost kills his father. If any of that could be called moral.
The world is not moral. Nor rational. Steely will be one of the finest dildoes we've ever recruited.
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Mods!! I think porno chatgpt has taken over Dyer’ere’s account!
At least Zips can't complain that its yet another first round dildo that we've *smile*.
Right. So they started him off as a small defender, then put him on the ball, and now we’re trying him as a small forward.
Reckon there’s a lot of guys at Richmond not sure of their roles, or if they’re getting a game or not, or maybe even what the game plan is too. Rushing players back too early as well eg Short.
We’ve been all over the shop this year, right from the first practice game v North.
Very unsettled club in my mind.
Yeah I don't get it. I'm never a huge fan of drafting a player as something then turning him into something else. Green was a mid, we are desperate for mids at both AFL level and VFL level but we trail him as a small forward. Absolute madness. These aren't the comments I want to see.
Steely Green (nine disposals, two marks, one goal)
"It was fantastic to see Steely kick his first goal in Richmond colours and his teammates get around him to celebrate in style. I thought he looked energetic up in the forward line and his pressure was reasonably good. He will continue to gain a better understanding of what's required of him as a small forward."
