I've been scouring the press......
First time in 6 weeks we haven't. ....
Turned a 10 sq metre room into a 30 square villa
Taken out a 'star' behind play, Barry Hall style
Contacted the CEO directly without running it past his boy Brad
Driven a fellas head a foot into the turf with potential to cause brain damage
Orchestrated the removal of a journo threatening his livelihood
Called a former player a crybaby
Given a bloke an onfield tracheotomy
Ordered CIG to send a trailer mounted welder
Sent the wags off for a day of pampering
Fondled a friend's testicular region whilst smiling and singing x 5
Pleaded for the family dog to be shipped north, business class
Touched another man's *smile* multiple times whilst winking
Invoiced the AFL for uber eats..... noice!
Performed a double somersault with half twist in a marking contest
Demanded an on call team of specialist builders
Performed a post match digital rectal examination whilst laughing
Ordered additional food for a bunch of hungry professional athletes
Over exaggerated a clip to the head
I'm sure I've missed some of the other *smile* we've apparently done....
Christ..... them silly bastards will only be able to write & talk about how well we played..... that'll hurt!
*mind you it's only 12 hours since we won!