Seeing that it's St Patricks day.
Paddy raised his Guinness and said, here's to spending the rest of my life between my wife legs.
And for that he won first prize of a years supply of Guinness for the best toast of the night.
Later that night he told his wife Catherine that he had won first prize for the best toast of the night.
She said that's grand Patrick, what did you say?
Paddy told her that he had said may I spend the rest of my life sitting next to my wife in church.
Catherine was so happy that she let Paddy spend a bit of time between her legs.
The next day while Catherine was shopping she saw one of Paddy's drinking mates.
His mate cheekily said to Catherine did Paddy tell her that he won first prize at Molly Malone's for a toast he had made about her?
Catherine said aye, and that it had surprised her, because he'd only been down there twice.
The first time he fell asleep, and the second time I had to grab him by the ears to make him come.
Paddy raised his Guinness and said, here's to spending the rest of my life between my wife legs.
And for that he won first prize of a years supply of Guinness for the best toast of the night.
Later that night he told his wife Catherine that he had won first prize for the best toast of the night.
She said that's grand Patrick, what did you say?
Paddy told her that he had said may I spend the rest of my life sitting next to my wife in church.
Catherine was so happy that she let Paddy spend a bit of time between her legs.
The next day while Catherine was shopping she saw one of Paddy's drinking mates.
His mate cheekily said to Catherine did Paddy tell her that he won first prize at Molly Malone's for a toast he had made about her?
Catherine said aye, and that it had surprised her, because he'd only been down there twice.
The first time he fell asleep, and the second time I had to grab him by the ears to make him come.