There was only one spent shellHe must have been a dead eye *smile*
There was only one spent shellHe must have been a dead eye *smile*
Why have we got a post about light bulbs on a footy forum?Found this elsewhere but couldn’t help thinking how it applied to some threads (and posters) on PRE. Enjoy!
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct
49 to post memes, gifs, and tag groups (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn, “I’m just here for the comments,” “inb4 the B I G like bar,” etc.)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you
12 to post F
8 to ask what F means
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to
3 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments
50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
4 people to post LED light bulbs are wokeFound this elsewhere but couldn’t help thinking how it applied to some threads (and posters) on PRE. Enjoy!
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct
49 to post memes, gifs, and tag groups (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn, “I’m just here for the comments,” “inb4 the B I G like bar,” etc.)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you
12 to post F
8 to ask what F means
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to
3 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments
50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"