In honour of Tucky, possibly my favourite ever post here.
Gypsy__Jazz said:
Shane Tuck isn't required to sign contracts anymore, as the last and only time he was required to sign, he requested his contract in stone tablet form, upon the presentation of which he immediately peed his name into the granite. The resulting stone that ricocheted and deflected off the tablet reformed in mid-air to create a mini-stone version of Shane Tuck, which proceeded to fly around the room and fatally roundhouse kick every official in the room for having the audacity to think that Tuck's decision to play at a club was bound by contracts.