Apologies to anyone offended, but I saw this written on a wall at Uni once.
"Nothing drives a lesbian up the wall like a crack in the ceiling".
"Nothing drives a lesbian up the wall like a crack in the ceiling".
tigerdave said:A bloke flying from Sydney to Melbourne notices one of the engines is on fire and the plane making a rapid descent.The woman sitting next to him who he doesn't know is in complete meltdown and say's to the bloke next to him '' Do you think you could make me feel like a woman one last time? '' The bloke rip's his shirt off and say's " Here, iron this"
Ian4 said:A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year".
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow every time."