South African Joke that was sent to me recently. Pretty sure I've heard variations of it before but always gets a laugh.....
Last night, My Bra’s and I went to a Teaser's Night Club. One of the bra's Stanton
Wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a R50 note.
When the female dancer came over to us, my friend licked the R50 note and
Stuck it to her bum cheek!
Not to be outdone, another Bra Kuben pulls out a R100 note. He called the girl
back, licks the R100 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek’s
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my Bra Naves pulls out a
R200 note and calls the girl over, and licks the R200 note. I'm worried
about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of
her bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl races over to me. Now everyone's
attention is focused on me, and the girl is egging me on to try to top the
R200. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The man in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her bum, grabbed the R350
and left!!!