We have had the industrial age,We have the technology age,and now we have the Victorian state age of entitlement .
People of Victoria ,you do not have to pay for anything ,the Labor government will pay for everything ,we have a blank check ,nothing is too big or small.
We will bring back the Sec to cut your power costs and will be publicly owned ,although 49 percent will be private investment ,and we will give them bread crumbs in return,nothing to fear people the Labor government has it all under control,although you may have to wait until we find new technology to give you constant power.
Also our great project the rail loop,we have have 35 billion already costed for this amazing project,although we may need another 90 billion or more,but again we will get private investment and again give them bread crumbs in return .
And thank you to my union friends ,the Labor party would like to thank the CFMEU for texting your members to vote for Labor thank you,we will keep you in work ,and over pay all your members .
And thank you to my new friends in the HSU ,again thank you for texting members to vote Labor ,l hope our donation to you was sufficient ,never mind the Ibac investigation ,they don't call me teflon Dan for nothing.
To my friends in the Green and teals,and Dlp,thank you for continued preferences ,and look forward to your assistance when needed in the upper house,we will scratch your back,and you will scratch ours,,remember no cost is too big.
And to my brilliant campaign manager and advisors ,for knowing all our lies would not be held to account.
The cuts guy add was brilliant ,and accusing them of potential fracking really got all our climate fanatics on side.
Disclaimer.......The Labor party will not be held responsible for any future extra costs, that people and future generations will have to pay to cover our blank checks.
We also will not be held responsible if we can't get any private investment for our projects,we currently have a world financial crisis,and talk of recession could be a possibility.
Also when we say bread crumbs we mean gold bars .